function generate(){ var firstname = ["A-bar-rat", "All-inndoors", "A-nerd-hill", "Ang-rod", "A-Red-Hell", "Arrestwhore", "Bee-leg", "Calamari", "Celeryborn", "Celerybrain", "Crewfinwon", "Curfew-wee", "Cut-a-lion", "Dan-the-whore", "Dairy-on", "Duelin'", "Eaglemoth", "Earwhen?", "Ed's-Hello", "Eh-lemme-kill", "Elmo", "Embarrassed", "Eye-hell", "Faintor", "Fan-oar", "Find-this", "Fine-duel-ass", "Finewee", "F'ing-old-finn", "FinnyFinn", "Finnstick", "Gal-add-on", "Glad-U-Fell", "Glad-oar", "Glad-U-Rapped", "Goo-Linn", "Grin-door", "Guild-Oar", "Haildeer", "I-drill", "Ignor", "Ikea-sale", "I-love-a-jar", "I'm-a-raisin", "I'm-a-rod", "I'm-in", "I'm-in-Ye", "In-gore", "Inwee", "I-tar-all-day", "Jellmirror", "Jiggle-Add", "Le-gold-ass", "Lend-ear", "Lend-wee", "L-round", "L-row-here", "Maid-rows", "Man-wee", "Me-leanin'", "Mel-I'm-in", "Milker", "Morewine", "Mutton", "My-lung", "My-tan", "Nerd-a-nail", "Nim-rod-L", "Nine-oars", "No-loaf-in-wee", "No-wee", "Odor-death", "Oh-say", "Oldfur", "Oldwee", "Orca-fin", "Penguinload", "Penload", "Quinao", "R-gone?", "Rug", "Rum-mill", "R-when?", "Sal-can't", "Say-roast", "Sell-a-grinning-boar", "Sure-dan!", "Ta-ta", "The-randy-duel", "Tin-u-veal", "Turdgone", "Tore", "War-on-wee", "X-hellium"]; var lastname= ["Acornass", "Acornears", "Aspenasshat", "Badgertadger", "Bakedmoon", "Barkboogie", "Bearbean", "Bearbong", "Berrybrain", "Birchbottum", "Birdbox", "Blueyew", "Bottombeaver", "Bramblebounce", "Bumbleberry", "Bumblethorn", "Bunnybeater", "Cardinalcooch", "Cedereater", "Chestnutpopper", "Chimpmunkchaser", "Crowpizzle", "Dampflower", "Dankleaf", "Deerdrizzle", "Deerfokker", "Devilslettuce", "Dewbottom", "Ditchweed", "DutchElmDisease", "Elkudder", "Eucalyptuslips", "Ferndong", "Fernfandango", "Fernfrivolity", "Feyflatulence", "Fizzleroot", "Forestfanny", "Forestfarter", "Frostfloof", "Frozenvag", "Gettingthewind", "Greengerkin", "Greenwilly", "Hairythicket", "Hardlog", "Hemlockhinney", "Hemphunter", "Knobhunter", "Ladygarden", "Leafblower", "Leafwhisperer", "Limparrow", "Limplog", "Loosekitty", "Maplegooch", "Mapleminnie", "Moldymoss", "Moonpuff", "Mossminge", "Muddyminky", "Mushroommerry", "Nakednettle", "Ninnienectar", "Nookienest", "Oakenshuffle", "Openflower", "Owlteat", "Pecanpecker", "Petalpizazz", "Piddlepine", "Pineconeprance", "Pineconepuss", "Plonkerears", "Pollenpants", "Poplarpatootie", "Quailquaff", "Rainybottom", "Redwoodrider", "Rosebushrumba", "Seedlingstrut", "Slowbow", "Smokingtrees", "Sparrowkeister", "Sproutswagger", "Squirrelsquatter", "Starshart", "Sunflowershuffle", "Thistlebottom", "Tinklestar", "Tinytimber", "Tockelytoes", "Treepecker", "Wangbow", "Wazoowine", "Weespring", "Willowwhimsy", "Windywee", "Wormwinkle", "Yellowrain"]; var rand_first = Math.floor(Math.random()*firstname.length); var rand_last = Math.floor(Math.random()*lastname.length); document.getElementById('result').innerHTML = "

My name is:

"+firstname[rand_first]+" "+lastname[rand_last]+"

"; }